

| Subject: | Friday non-sense |
| From: | Pollard, Matthew |
| Date: | Fri, 29 Jan 1999 12:43:26 -0800 |
> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when > the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that > are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as whole, > because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps > improving > by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, > the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. > Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but > naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this > way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, > making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you > always feel smarter after a few beers. > >
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