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Subject:(F) Whiskey Joke
From:Brian Doss
Date:Fri, 4 Dec 1998 15:28:29 EST

Guy walks into an exclusive metropolitan bar on the 50th floor of a
skyscraper. He sits down beside a good looking guy with 10 empty shot glasses
in front of him. He's amazed when the guy says "give me another round" and the
bartender pours him 10 more shots of top shelf whiskey, which he downs one
after the other. More to our friend's amazement, the guy then stands up,
stretches his arms, walks over to an open window and jumps out. Just before he
hits the sidewalk, he slows to a stop, and makes a graceful landing. A few
minutes later, the elevator opens up, and out walks the good lookin guy, who
immediately takes his seat back at the bar. He then asks for another round of
10 shots and repeats his death defying performance.
Now stupified, our friend says "howd' you do that", and the good lookin guy
says "it's really nothing". So our friend asks for 10 shots, dumps them down
his throat, and jumps out the window, plunging to his messy death. The
bartender looks at the good lookin guy and says "boy Superman, you're a real
but-head when you drink!"

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