Q:  How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
 >>       to change a Vanagon taillight bulb?
 >>
 >>   A:  1,331:
 >>
 >>           1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail
 >>             list that the light bulb has been changed
 >>          14 to share similar experiences of changing light
 >>             bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
 >>             changed differently.
 >>          7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
 >>         27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
 >>            changing light bulbs.
 >>         53 to flame the spell checkers
 >>        156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
 >>            the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness
 >>            to this mail list.
 >>        41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
 >>        109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and
 >>            to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
 >>        203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
 >>            alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
 >>            light bulbs be stopped.
 >>        111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
 >>            all use light bulbs and therefore the posts
 >>            **are** relevant to this mail list.
 >>        306 to debate which method of changing light
 >>            bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
 >>            what brand of light bulbs work best for this
 >>            technique, and what brands are faulty.
 >>         27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
 >>            different light bulbs
 >>         14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and
 >>            to post corrected URLs.
 >>          3 to post about links they found from the URLs that
 >>            are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs
 >>            relevant to this list.
 >>         33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote
 >>            them including all headers and footers, and then
 >>            add "Me Too."
 >>         12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
 >>            because they cannot handle the light bulb
 >>            controversy.
 >>         19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
 >>          4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
 >>          1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
 >>         47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
 >>            was meant for, leave it here.
 >>        143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

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