Just a story that includes a VW.

Cast of characters:
Chris - a cousin of mine
Billy Jack - cousin's friend & a lifelong quadriplegic with 
no control of limbs and very little neck muscle control.
 
Chris was driving Billy Jack somewhere in a VW
<see I told you it included a VW>
and ended up driving said bug off the road <boo, hiss> 
No injuries, no damage to VW, <yeah, clap>
He just needed to tow it back on road.

Well Chris got Billy Jack out of the car and onto the side
of the road and propped him up against a road sign.
Chris then went to find a phone, leaving Billy Jack alone.

After awhile someone noticed the crashed VW and stopped
and asked if everyone was ok.  Billy Jack's answer?
"I'm fine, but you should see the other guy!"

 - Jeff '80 Westi