(I'm posting this for a neighbor.  I've seen the camper in question and it
seems on first glance to be in pretty good shape.  I'm not sure if it's a
Westie, but it looks like one...)
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Engine:  2.0l Fuel Injected         Camper:  Waterproof poptop lining
         Strong and smooth                   No leaks or cuts
         Newly smogged                       Sink electric and manual
         Fully tuned                         Water pump and outside hose
          (filters, belt, rotor              All instruments work perfectly
           cap & wires, sparks,              Separate stove works on
           condensor, points,                     unleaded or white gas
           oil, and oil sensor)              Wine rack & food storage
                                             Cabinets, drawers, shelves,
NEW      VDO Oil temp. gauge                      hanger
NEW      Used transmission [sic?]            Compact put-away table
         Works great
         Clean clutch and                NEW Upholstery front and rear
         new clutch cable                NEW Curtains for total privacy
NEW      Brakes and new wheel cylinder   NEW Alpine 7180 pull-out stereo
         Disks and drums shaved
NEW      Emergency brake cables              Fire extinguisher & bike rack
NEW      KYB gas adjust shocks               Road map & cup holders
NEW      Tires 205-70-R14                    Battery gauge lights
         with 70,000 miles warranty
         Free flats and rotation/balance     Sleeps 4 adults
         Front spare and cover               Electricity inlet and outlets
Body:    Leak free & rust free
         Good paint  (blue and white)        IMMACULATE MUST SEE
                                             Ready for the road!
Extras:  2 rear disk drums
         New windshield whipers              Call 408.231.9181
         Jumper cables
         Extra fabric                        $5000
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Don't reply to this letter.  I don't know anything about this camper.
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