HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP

Please PITCH IN and help me with this!  Contribute your own couplet (for
those of you who slept through English class, two lines that rhyme) and
maybe we can get Joel to be sweet and collect them all into one big
beautiful paean.  Joel?

   I think that I shall never scan
   A poem lovely as a van--
   A Volksy van that gets me there,
   And home again without a care.

HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP  --  HELP

Will Self
Probable winner of any ugly bus contest
Sure winner of any ugly man contest
Billings, Montana