Your dad would appreciate these:
> 
> >Alaska.  Secondly, they were made by Lucas so it probably don't work 
> >anyway.  Thirdly, reviews I've read say they don't work except to 
> 
> Ah, Lucas, Prince of Darkness!
> 
> A Lucas light switch has 3 positions: Dim, Flicker, and Off.
> 
> Why do the English drink warm beer?  They have Lucas refrigerators!

:-)
Joe