ok. it's now Monday, so the winner can be told. here's the ones i caught
<sorry, will: i missed that first gobblegook-whatever one that went by>

>From: RGOLEN@umassd.edu
  This Group is F*cked!!  :-)
   <I'd never join any group (club) that would have me for a member!>
  That GOLEN IS Funny!!!!!

>From: sstones <sstones@io.org>
  Toyota guys ignite farts.
  The German Injectors function.

>From: Stuart Hutton <hutton@poly.oscs.montana.edu>
  The Gear Is Fixed
  Thank God It's Fixed ...
  Thank Goodness It's Full ...
  Thank Goodness It Filled ...

>From: "Norman Leong" <norman_leong@synoptics.com>
  The Gas is Free
  This Group (Gruppe?) Is FRESH!

>From: Steve Johnson <sjohnson@pcocd2.intel.com>
  Tell God I'm Fine
  That's Good Information Friend
  That Girl Isn't Fun
  This Grub Isn't Food
  Time Goes Incredibly Fast

>From: "rapalmer@eos.ncsu.edu" <rapalmer@unity.ncsu.edu>
  Transporter going is fun
  transporters go incredibly fast
  transporter going is Fahrvergnugen

>From: macklow@sybase.com (Jim Macklow)
  That God-damned Internet Feed

>From: nrubin@s1.csuhayward.edu (martha rubin)
  Toe Goes In First.

>From: Joachim Beek <beekj@smd6.jsc.nasa.gov>
  The Gal In Flannel

>From: Dave Kautz <dkautz@hpsidms1.sid.hp.com>
  THESE GRITS IS FLAVORFUL!

>From: "P.J. Kenny" <gremlin@iol.ie>
  Taim Gluistean Innealtoir Freisin.        <Gaelic/Irish>
      <It means 'I'm a car engine too.'>

>From: dcarment@ccs.carleton.ca (David Carment)
  This Guy Is Finished!
  Thankful Group Interrupted Finally!
  That's Grodie Isn't Frank?
  This Guy is Flummoxed!      <confused>
  Thursday's God Is Fahrvenugen
  Theory Gouging Ignites Fisticuffs
  This Group is Flaccid!
  There Goes Incredible Fun
  They Give In Failessly

>From: Eric Oster <ekoman@u.washington.edu>
  This Gunk Isn't Funny. :^)

>From: "Thom Fitzpatrick" <thom@tim.com>
  This girl is food.
  That girl is fast!

>From: wabbott@townshend.corp.megatest.com (William Abbott)
  The Grouse It Found
  Transporter Grease In Flames
  Tulip Glass Innocence Fled
  Thundering Go Into Fate
  To Grandmothers Insulating Fox
  Tubular Grody I'msure Function
  Testosterone Gene I Find
  Timebomb Got Intended Flat
  The Green Indicator Flashed
  Thorough-Going Idiot Financier
  Took Great Introductory Furniture
  Through Greek Interval Fumaroles
  Thinking Green Interior Fancy
  Tan Ground Ink Fixture
  Talking Guy Indigo Flavor
  Treating Gargantuan Iterative Fauve...

my choice comes down to two:
richard palmer's "Transporter going is fun" gets the nod as being particularly
appropriate to this bunch of crazies.

and pj kenny's 'i'm a car engine, too' struck me as the funniest. unhappily,
it is, for me, unpronouncable ... so it gets 2nd place kudos. ;)

you will, of course, notice that i disqualified all of my own entries out of
an enormous sense of fair play. :)

joel
<here come de judge, here come de judge ...>