dear bells on/in bears
you guys are funny ...
all the bears in this area are deeply religious and very sensible (think
Johnson or Cookeville, TN)
this is as a result of a tourist who visited the area ...and so the story
goes

this guy is walking in the woods, and suddenly comes upon a large black
bear.  Both freeze for several seconds, and then the bear slowly
starts shuffling towards the man.

The man has been reading rec.backcountry, and knows that he must not
turn and run.  Instead, he drops to his knees, and begins to pray
fervently: "Dear Lord, I entreat thee: please let this bear not be
hungry.  Let him not consume my flesh ..." and so forth.

Suddenly, the bear also drops to his knees, folding his paws in
prayer.  "Glory be," thinks the man.  "A Christian bear.  I have been
saved!"

Says the bear: "Dear Lord, thank you for this food of which I am about
to partake."
yours

On Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 2:46 PM, Al Knoll <anasasi@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 5:19 PM, Roger Whittaker <rogerwhitt1@gmail.com>
> wrote:
> > Bear crap in front of vanagon
> > It is like living in a life long charmin commercial ... Love the coast
> >
> >
>
> If they captured and relocated a Griz cub, I'd be lookin out for mom,
> shes maddern a buzzard bitin into a  glass eye in the middle of
> lunch..  And she can and might make scrap metal out of your vanagon.
>
> "Wilderness is place where it is perfectly legal for the locals to
> kill and eat you"
>
> But doo (sic) check for those bells.
>
> Pensioenrd.
>
> Lived in the land of golden toklats and one white buffalo.
>

--
roger w
 From Proverbs:
Under three things the earth trembles, under four it cannot bear up: a
servant who becomes king ...
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