not sure why, but this bubbled up in the septic tank of my mind ... ;)
unca joel

Vanagon Gasket Blues in the Night
by Johnny Merciful-Sakes-Alive

my vanagon told me,
my gaskets are leaking.
my vanagon told me,
hon,
the gaskets are big time,
and you'd better make time,
and if you don't do it right,
i'm going to leave you
all stranded alone without any phone
alone in the night.

now the coolant's falling
hear the steam a-calling,
whooooeeeeee
my vanagon told me.

see that light a-blinkin',
smell the coolant stinkin',
whoooeeeeeee
my vanagon told me.

a-whoooeee-dah-whoooeee
all stranded out here without any beer
alone in the night.

oh, well, the stars above are great for love,
and sighing, if you please,
but when your ride has up and died
and left you lonely in the night,
you can take my word you've never heard
a sadder kind of sound ...
my vanagon done told me, and it's right

from Boston to Portland,
Miami to LA,
wherever vanagons go
i seen me some big towns
and heard me some big talk
but there's just one thing i know ...

if gasket's start leaking,
you'd better move fast or you'll find your ass
alone in the night.