ok, john, two can play at that game! ;)

for you listening amusement (hopefully) or as a possible source of
migraines ...

 Driving in a Vanagon
 by John-Paul Georgian-Ringo
 (to the tune of Ob-la-di Ob-la-da)

  Desmond said he needed wheels that had more space,
  Nothing out there seem to be The One ...
  Desperate, he kept searching all around the place
  And then he spied a old Volkswagen Vanagon.

 Let's all go, come on, go, let's all go, yeah!...
 Driving in a Vanagon.
 Let's all go, come on, go, let's all go, yeah!...
 Driving in a Vanagon.

  So he bought a camper nineteen-eighty bus,
  Cause he thought it might be just the thing ...
  Takes it way out west to camp without much fuss
  And while he drives it, people hear him as he sings ...

 <Chorus>

  In a couple of years, he was hooked on Vee-dub vans,
  With a Vanagon sitting in his yard,
  And more in his crazy plans.

  Happy ever after in his Vanagon ...
  Desmond drives it all across the land ...
  And if something breaks or tries to slow him down,
  Then he's got friends most everywhere to lend a hand.

 <Chorus>

  In a couple of years she was hooked on Vee-dub vans,
  With a Vanagon sitting in her yard,
  And dozens of new spare parts.

  Happy ever after in her Vanagon,
  Molly drives it all across the land ...
  And if something breaks or tries to slow her down,
  Then she's got friends most everywhere to lend a hand.

 <Chorus>

  So if you want some fun...
  Come drive a Vanagon!

(midi music, NOT by me, available by request)
:)

unca joel