If your thinking of stealing some wheels
I have some advice to heed
Steal a Beamer, a Mercedes or Audi
But not a VW bus for a steed

If you want to see trouble and a  bit of a fuss
Just demand from a owner, key's to their bus
You may have a knife, you may have a gun
But let me tell you buddy this won't be fun.

You have heard of the captain going down with the ship
A bus owner will be there for the last trip
So you think with our bus you can make a run
Well you had better have a lot more than a gun.

I know Mr Thief it looks like and old wreck
But mess with it and you may have holes in your neck
She took his best punch and came up with a smile
Harmony Bates you have plenty of style.