I found the answer to your question below, courtesy of the late,
great Frank Zappa. The lyrics are, ironically enough from a song
entitled "Why does it Hurt When I Pee?"

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
n grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

<http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+zappa/>Frank Zappa lyrics

Ric
At 03:11 PM 3/7/2008, Mike Elliott wrote:
>On 3/7/2008 11:40 AM Bob Stevens wrote:
>
>>Uhh, vanagon.com has ALL the information/answers you can think
> > of questions for.
>
>I looked for "Why does it hurt when I pee?" and it didn't know the answer.
>
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