Ha! Well done, Jim.

These rules inspires me to paraphrase Groucho Marx in that I wouldn't belong
to any club that would have me as a member.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jim Felder <felder@knology.net>
Date: Jan 11, 2007 6:00 PM
Subject: Unacceptable : Why you can't comply
To: vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com

>
> Unacceptable Vanagon Owner behaviour:
>
> cursing

You will when you see the puddle
>
> tattooing, head shaving, piercing, or branding

I had to shave both heads to get them to stop leaking. The other
activities are employed in purging air from the radiator and removing
the dash
>
> mocking or degrading any individual or social group

Is the VW dealer a social group?
>
> disrobing or appearing nude in a public or private place

Can't change clothes in a westy?
>
> engaging in, or simulating, sexual acts including or excluding
> others based
> on specific characteristics

What if those specific characteristics include, say, horns and cloven
hooves?
>
> providing personal service to senior members

Good grief, practically everybody on this list is a senior, judging
from the picture page

>
> making prank calls or harassing others

Half the traffic on this list.
>
> conducting interrogations

The other half.
>
> performing calisthenics not related to a sport

I don't even get this.
>
> deprivation of sleep, or food, or hygiene

What good westy camping is all about
>
> paddling, whipping, beating or kicking

See item 1. Performed while cursing.
>
> serving alcohol to minors

Don't camp near mines.
>
> consuming alcohol or illegal drugs

Oil changes just got boring.
>
> staging drinking games or competitions

Unstaged ones are OK?
>
> destroying, defacing or stealing property

This means you, Jiffy Lube.
>
>
>

Jim
>

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mordo
1990 Carat