Grandpa Charnock's Law:
        You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Grelb's Reminder:
        Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
        average drivers.

If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design.  Unlike most
automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the
numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.  Rather, if the
driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the center of the
dashboard.  "The experienced driver", he says, "will usually know
what's wrong."

Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA,
BOOGA!"