>Here is something scary
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>>  Subject:    George Bush - Resume'
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>>   RESUME  ( Loooooong one !!  )
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>>   George W. Bush
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>>   The White House, USA
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>>    EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
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>>    LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976
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>>   for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a
>>fine, and had my
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>>   driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
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>>   "lost" and is not available.
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>>     MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
>>I refused to
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>>   take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
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>>   Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
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>>    COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
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>>    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:  I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
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>>    I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought
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>>   an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company
>>went  bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
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>>    I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
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>>   land using taxpayer money.
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>>    With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
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>>   (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
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>>   ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
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>>    I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
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>>   making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
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>>    During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
>>smog-ridden city n America.   I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas
>>treasury to the tune of billions in
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>>   borrowed money.
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>>    I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in
>>American  history.
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>>    With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
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>>   appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
>>losing by over 500,000 votes.
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>>    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
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>>    I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
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>>   billion dollars per week.
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>>   I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
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>>    I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
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>>    I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
>>any 12-month period.
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>>    I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
>>the U.S. stock market.
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>>   I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a
>>criminal  record.
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>>   I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
>>one year period.
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>>   After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the
>>worst  security failure in  U.S.history.
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>>    I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
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>>    In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
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>>   Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
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>>    I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.
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>>   In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their
>>jobs and  that trend continues every month.
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>>    I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
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>>    I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president
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>>   in U.S. history.
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>>    I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president
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>>   since the advent of television.
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>>    I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
>>refused to  intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
>>was revealed.
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>>    I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
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>>     I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
>>cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families --
>>in war time.
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>>    I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
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>>   protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the
>>record for  protest against any person in the history of mankind. >
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>>   I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
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>>    I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
>>administration in U.S. history. My"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
>>Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
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>>    I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
>>pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
>>nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
>>majority of U.S.citizens, and the world community.
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>>   I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
>>bureaucracy in the history of the United States government .
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>>    I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United
>>Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
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>>    I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
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>>    I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war"
>>detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
>>Convention.
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>>    I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations
>>election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
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>>   I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
>>most  corporate campaign donations.
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>>    My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
>>friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
>>bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history.
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>>   My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate
>>attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during
>>my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and
>>Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and
>>money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has
>>been spent  investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs in
>>history.
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>>    I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
>>Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most
>>hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
>>world history.
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>>    I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans
>>(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
>>security.
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>>   I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
>>awarded government contracts.
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>>    I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
>>Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
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>>    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
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>>    All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now  in my
>>father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
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>>   All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
>>bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>>view.
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>>    All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
>>Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed
>>in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
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>  >  Worst of all, I don't drive a T3! (OVC)
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>>    Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 -
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>>   Send this to every voter you know.
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