Sounds like the beginning of a Vanagon Hall of Fame (shame??).  It could be
located near the seaside, that way we keep the FISH fresh.

Cheers,

Jeff

-----Original Message-----
From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM]On Behalf
Of Ben T
Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 1:06 PM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: (NVC) Essential Fools to carry in you Vanagon fish

1) Mike Miller: He's #1 in my book. Runs around with beautiful women and
gets
paid for it. One of them may not be a bunny but she loves bunnies. You know
who I mean, Mike.

2) Al Knoll (AKA pensioner): Because he is just plain eccentric. Oh he talks
like Mr. Magoo sometimes so that I have trouble understanding him in my
limited comprehension on my third language -- Vananese. English is my
second.

3) Fred Hesterberg: Just because his English can flatulate with him. One day
he says "Good day to you". The next day he's expressing himself like an
American truck driver on crystal meth.

4) Karl Wolz: Because he has been conspicuously missing from the List for
some time.

5) HK Sawyer: Whatever happened to my favorite cracker? He fell in love w/
John Deere and sold his Vanagon. Never even wrote a "Dear John" letter to
the
List. Damned fruitcake eater!

6) TerryK: Who happen to make it on every List out there. He might as well
stir up the cesspool and be on this list too.

7) Dan Fleming: Whatever happened to vanmanbajadan? He spend so much time
south of the border that he has turned in to a flaming burritoman.

8) Stanthule Wilder: Gotta bring your airhead feline culinary expert. I
understand he also has a perfect recipe for roadkill chili.

9) Bill Kasper: The man with the lucky pink underwear. I understand he wants
to get divorced so he is planning on taking orders for a new and more
ambitious SA group purchase. Appropriately called his group email SAG.

10) Robert S. Fish: Who else has elicited more "fan mail" just by his tag
line. Call it a fishing line I suppose. No Spam on Fridays. Fish only
please.

Do you have a favorite fool to add? Do you want to nominate a fool? Leave me
out of it. I'm the driver. Besides my neighbors haven't called the cops
lately about my private wrecking yard. Don't wanna rile them further. And
don't forget to put "fish" there somewhere.

BenT�
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