Folks with children may understand better:

One seal, two seal, red seal, blue seal.
Black seal, blue seal, old seal, new seal.
This one has a little star, this one has a little scar.
Say! What a lot of seals there are!
Yes. Some are dead, some aren�t true, some are old, and some just screwed.
Some are sad, some are bad, and make me very very mad
Why am I mad that they are bad, the checkbook knows and so does dad!
Some worn thin and some smashed flat, the flat one can�t stay there like
that.
From there to here, from here to there, leaky things are every where.

And we just have 2 leaky things
87 Syncro
91 Vanagon