> Fresh from her shower in her Vanagon, a woman stands in front of the
mirror, complaining to
> her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion.
>
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
>
> Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
> stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
>
> "How long will this take?" she asks.
>
> "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
>
> The wife stops.
>
> "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every
> day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
>
> "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
> He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.
>
It is Friday!