you should've told her that Dodge Caravans are just
as,if not more so (because they 'blend') capable of
being used as a bomb carriage as any Vanagon. if
anything is deserving of being loaded to the bolts /w
explosives and blown to smithereenies its a *yawN*
boring dodge(*YAWN*) minivan.

then i'd have spit on her mini van.

also note:
Caravan:*mini*van.
Vanagon. just *Van*. no 'mini'.
eheheh.

oh,and 'euro-trash'? oo,we do have class,don't we.
don't youjust love those broad (no pun!)
generalizations.?

(all in fun,remember,just jokin around here)
--- Pat Dooley <pdooley@GTE.NET> wrote:
> Wow that's harsh.
> I would of been in too much shock to say anything.
>
> My key would of certainly done the talking on her
> paint job though.

hey,"sounds like a plan to me,man".

>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Vanagon Mailing List
> [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com]On Behalf
> > Of Tony Dowell
> > Sent: Saturday, November 18, 2000 8:19 PM
> > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> > Subject: putting up with caravan owners(in north
> florida)
> >
> >
> > funny thing today,drove my 81 westy 50 miles to
> the nearest large town and
> > had a real fluke of an expereince.pulled into home
> depot and up pulled a
> > 90'ssomething caravan.im loading the van up and
> this fairly good looking
> > woman30- 40's,pulled in beside me and asked me"why
> in the hell would you
> > drive such a (4letter word)..useless peice
> of..well you know.so
> > in pure shock
> > i opened my mouth and replied'whatdo you mean?she
> replied"my town
> > and country
> > is the most practical and versitale minivans in
> the world".and i dont like
> > seeing these old euro trash l"embassy bomb
> wagons-(yes...in
> > public!!!!)in my
> > fair city.guys im sorry i was just to shocked to
> really fire back
> > at her,but
> > i did say   -well,ill say this,the next time you
> go to spend
> > 35000 dollars on
> > a pregnant iacocca roach, at least ask him to
> install REAL WOOD on your
> > van.you see lady vw cared enough to make my van
> with actual wood for my
> > tables,cabinets sink...etc,etc..she left in quite
> a hoot,but life
> > goes on.a
> > real fluke today...just a little story from north
> florida. P>S
> > can i convert
> > my table bracket to accomadate a 50.cal machine
> gun.....just kidding THIS
> > LIST RULES!!!t.dowell
> >

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"George Orwell was an optimist."

Fuck soccer moms.
- George Carlin

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