In a message dated 10/26/00 1:28:49 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
tutech@NETZERO.NET writes:

<< HELLO,I HAVE A TV THAT IS MODEL NUMBER:BENTLEY,PLEASE COME AND FIND
 ME,BENTLEY TV,THAT IS WHY THE BENTLEY MANUAL IS SO DETAILED IT TELLS JUST
 WHAT IS NEEDED TO FULLY MAINTAIN A VW VANAGON, ARE THERE ANY MORE BENTLEY
 TV'S OUT THERE,IF SO LET US GATHER, BREAK,WE CAN SET
 UP(DEDICATED,SHIELDED,GALVANIZED,HARD ANODIZED,"YOU NAME IT, I GOT IT,OR CAN
 GET IT") LINKS WITH EACH OTHER VIA THE TV'S,DESTROY THIS MESSAGE AFTER USER
 READ MESSAGE
  >>
this is what happens when someone takes the nickname "the bible" literally,
when referring to the bentley...