I am the wife who smashed the side of the blue '88 Westy.

Please excuse me if this subject has been discussed before, but I would
like to know if anyone has compiled stats on who is more likely to smash
the bus: husband or wife? I refuse to believe that wives are more likely to
get into accidents, but since this bus-smashing incident I've had to endure
several stories about "The time my wife smashed <insert your vehicle
here>."

Mary Anne Caslowitz