Couldn't help myself - just *had* to forward this to y'all;
(but *still* no FUNKENGROOVIN' translation!)

>A Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms
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>Indicators		Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
>Bonnet (Hood)		Die Pullnob und knucklechopper
>Exhaust			Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
>Clutch			Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken
>Puncture		Die Phlatt mit Bludyfucken
>Learner			Die twatte mit ellplatz
>Estate Car		Der Bagmerroom furschagginkinauto
>Parking Meter		Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer
>Windscreen Wiper	Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder
>Footbrake		Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenquick
>Gear lever		Bigenschticken fur Kangarooshtoppen
>Breathalyser		Die Puffitintem fur Pistenarsen
>Rear View Mirror	Der Yokhunter Tucklosen
>Seat Belt		Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper
>Headlights		Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad
>Exhaust (old cars)	Der Kaffenundschpitpolluter
>Highway Code		Der Wipenfurarsen
>Fog Warning		Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit
>Traffic jam		Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast
>Rear Seat		Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein
>Tyres			Flahttfarts
>Backfire		Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen
>Juggernaut		Der Fukkengrett Trucken
>Accident		Der Bledinmess
>Garage			Der heiway Robberung
>Cyclist			Der pedallpushinink Pillocken
>Skid			Der Banannan Waltzen
>Double White Lines	Overtaken und Krunchen
>Near Accident		Der Fukken ner Schittenselfen
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