He had bell bottom denim trousers that were frayed at the leg 

You could barely see his birkenstocks 

He called every honey Meg 
He wore a black Nehru jacket with a picture of Gandi on the back 
He had a turbo Vanagon, and he filled his tank with Jack ! 

That fool was the terror of highway 101 

Well, he never washed his face and he never combed his hair 
he had axle grease embedded underneath his fingernails 
on the muscle of his arm was a red tattoo 
a picture of a heart saying mother, i love you 

he had a pretty girlfriend by the name of Mary Lou 
but he treated her just like he treated all the rest 
and everybody pitied her and everybody knew 
he loved that doggone Westy more,,, than he liked to Sc*** !!! ;o) 

Mary Lou, poor girl, she pleaded and she begged him not to leave 
she said I've got a feeling if you travel tonight I'll grieve 
but her tears were shed in vain and her every word was lost 
in the rumble of a SVX and the smoke from his exhaust 

then he took off like the devil and there was fire in his eyes 
he said I'll go a thousand miles before the sun can rise. 

but he hit a screamin' diesel 
that was california-bound and when they cleared the wreckage, 

all that they found 

Was a ear marked Robert Bentley manual 

& a Ozric Tentacles CD, 
two hippy chicks he picked up hitch hikin" 

And the start of some disease! 

But they couldn't find the Vanagon that took off like a gun 
and they never found the terror of high way 101 !!! 

See ya on the road kids !!!   ;o) 

taa taa taa 

too much time on my hands 

doo doo doo doo doo do 

too much time on my hands 

too much time on my hands 

doo doo doo doo doo do 

too much time on my hands