Eeeeyah, I didn't know whether to kill myself or her.  Took her about 20-30
minutes.  Just so everyone's clear on this, it all turned out fine in the
end.  Caesar Milan has absolved me of any wrong-doing in this case.  The
dog's just f'n nuts.  :)  I adopted her at 9 yrs after the owners threatened
to have her put down.  She just looked so innocent!

Sweet face + sad story + a willing sap = westy chew-toy.

When I leave her in the van now, even for just a moment, she's blind-folded,
ball-gagged and hog-tied.  I think she likes it.  Really, there hadn't been
a problem before, and not since!  Anyway, it was a great opportunity to do
some reupholstering, not that it needed doing....