Revised joke for Vanagon related FRyeDay:

Begin forwarded message:

>> Subject: FW: My New Vanagon
>>
>> I recently bought a Vanagon GL but returned to the dealer the next
>> day because I
>> couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the
>> radio was
>> voice activated.
>>
>> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.  The Radio replied,
>> "Ricky or
>> Willie?"   "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came
>> from the
>> speakers.  Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
>> "Georgia On My
>> Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
>>
>> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>>
>> "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music.  If I said,
>> "Beatles," I'd
>> get one of their awesome songs.
>>
>> Yesterday, a driver ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
>> Vanagon, but I
>> swerved in time to avoid him.   I yelled, "A%*s Hole!" and
>> immediately
>> Hail-to-the-Chief began playing.
>>
>>
>>
>> I LOVE this car!
>>

Grin,

Mr. BZ-w/ apologies to anyone offended