The little fellow had come home from the Christmas service with a piece of
sunday school artwork.  He and his dad were admiring the child's prowess
with crayons when the dad noticed an unusual member of the classic nativity
scene.  In the back behind the manger, the wise men, various farm animals,
Mary and Joseph and the Christ child was a jolly fat fellow but definitely
NOT Santa.  He asked his son who this added fellow was...

Round John Virgin...

Be careful what you wish for this Chrismas season.