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Being on this list is not a sign of normalcy. You might be one of the
many thousands of people who suffer from Vanagon Personality Disorder,
or VPD.

Subscribing to this list is an indication of the milder form of the
disorder. Posting means seek help.

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  SEEK help? Aren't you asking (begging) for help when you post, though...?

  (;-P