> From:    Benny boy <huotb@VIDEOTRON.CA>
> Date:    Tue, 29 May 2007 00:47:30 -0400
>
> They eat English folks for breakfast. Brrrr... scary French Qebecker!
> [...]  Anyway, any of you is welcome anytime in Quebec, i'll make sure
> you have fun and feel welcome.... mmmmm.... good breakfast :-)

1-450-310-4141

"Bonjour, S�ret� du Qu�bec."

"Bonjour, je suis d�sol�, mais je peux seulement parler anglais."

"Ah.  Juste un moment.  <click>  Quebec Police, how may I help you?"

"Yeah, I need to tell you about this guy named Ben who says he runs a
  garage in St-Hubert.  People bring him Volkswagen camper vans to work
  on, and most of them drive their vans out again after a few days, but
  sometimes, I never see the person again.  And it seems like he always
  has more and more vans parked next to his garage.  Also, he has a
  really huge barbecue grill that he pulls out in front of the garage
  sometimes, but he never cooks beef... just pork."

Matt Roberds