So, OK, coffee-guzzling bears would be bad, but perhaps here's a better way
to deal with the problems y'all have mentioned:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html

Maggie

Date:    Wed, 18 Aug 2004 22:40:13 -0500
From:    Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
Subject: Re: GET BACK ON TOPIC!

> Ye Gods! A whole window full of off topic posts! Bears and coffee,
give me a
> break!

ok, so what happens if the bear breaks into your westy and drinks/eats
all the coffee?? is he/she/it gonna be awake for a week?

:)