Now let me introduce meself.  I'm Long Johh, ole
Warren's 87 GL.  That swab's been pullin' parts
off o' me for long enough!  He's been a stealin'
this and that and the other, and old Long John's
had about enough!  Why, I don't care two coppers
whether ole Billy Bones ever sets another sail!
And surely not at my expense!  Now I've been
civil, more civil than most, but this here's gone
too far.  Why, tonight, clean after dark, that
Warren was a pullin my injectors!  There'll
be no more o' that, to be sure.  There' hell
to pay! Let that lubber touch another of my
fuel components and I'll spray whale blubber
from here to eternity!  Confound him and that
Billy Bones.  The two of them is gettin' me
riled up, and not a single one of you wants
to know what happens when old Long John shows
his colors, nary a one!

Now I recommend that you fellers, and missuses
if yer out there, help that swab Warren solve
his quarrel with Bill Bones.  I've had enough!

Long John (what some calls an 87 GL)