Can't spell Volkswagen but...

>This man in a Volkswagon Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls
>Royce at a stop sign.  Their windows are open and he yells at the
>guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
>
>The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
>
>
>"I got one too... see?"
>
>"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
>
>
>"You got a fax machine?"
>
>"Why, yes, actually I do."
>
>"I do too!  See?  It's right here!"
>
>
>"Uh-huh."
>
>The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagon
>says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
>
>And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
>
>
>"Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"
>
>The light turns and the man in the Volkswagon takes off.
>
>
>Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes
>immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double
>bed in back of his car.  About two weeks later, the job is finally
>done and he picks up his car and drives all over town looking for
>the Volkswagon.
>
>He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls
>up next to it.  The windows on the Volkswagon are all fogged up and
>he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly
>modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagon.
>
>
>The man in the Volkswagon finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
>
>The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey.  Remember me?"
>
>"Yeah, yeah, I remember you.  What's up?"
>
>
>"Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
>
>And the man in the Volkswagon says, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO
>TELL ME THAT?!"