Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"  One theory is that Jesus
would
tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and
Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."  But in Psalm 83, the Almighty
clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.  The passage urges the Lord to "pursue
your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned
not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
about
it.  As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells
the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."  Meanwhile, Moses
rode an
old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that
"the
roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:  "Joshua's
Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
Honda..."The
Apostles were in one Accord."

     Maybe he just drove whatever "beater" was at hand...
     George/ATL
     '89 Westy, Wernher
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