

| Subject: | Vanagon vs. Tank (honestly) |
| From: | John Dagastino |
| Date: | Mon, 15 Jan 2001 00:40:34 -0800 |
so i'm bored out of my skull,and i'm sitting here watching this stupid cop chase show, and they're chasing some insane freak,driving a TANK through the streets of some city,crushing many a car, and i see him smack a vanagon dead center in the front,a light blue one, and he pushes it for a bit,but can't crush it,then he gets it pinned up against a winnebago or some other such POS,where it can't just roll backwards anymore... and it gets kwashed. (he also ripped off one whole side of the 'bago...good,..those suck...get a westy!_).. they killed the dude in the tank. serves that sumbitch right,if you ask me. Oh, and then used another van (a dove blue one,same color as mine) to test a little STun-rocket that the fuzz can fire from their poo-lice car at a fleeing car, and disable the engine, this is cheating if you ask me... 'cos the engine is right in the back,that's too easy. the moral of the story, keep your van away frmo maniacs driving tanks and if you're going to run from the fuzz,do it in something other than your Vgon..M'kay? TeeVee!! *mindless,slobbering gaze* TeeVee!! The EEEeediot box has me in it's grasp!! ===== "George Orwell was an optimist." Fuck soccer moms. - George Carlin __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - 35mm Quality Prints, Now Get 15 Free! http://photos.yahoo.com/
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