Q: What do Caravan owners call natural sex?
A:  No makeup.
-----Original Message-----
From: Donna Stewart <DStewart@CHRM.COM>
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Date: Monday, November 20, 2000 12:39 PM
Subject: Re: putting up with caravan owners(in north florida)

1.  You're in Florida.  Consider the source.  Your fellow Floridans (sp?)
haven't exactly distinguished themselves in the brain department recently.
I know where I'm NOT moving.  (Apologies to Floirda listmembers, however.)

2.  Don't key vehicles.

3.  Once in Spokane, WA I was filling up with gas and a Caravan owner rather
excitedly demanded to know what my gas mileage was.  I told him; he then
bragged how he got at least 26mpg.  I finished getting gas, paid my bill,
and ignored him.